If they’re so mischievous when you’re around them, what happens when you’re not?
They’ll sleep everywhere you don’t let them. Your bed, your favourite couch, the rug outside your hallway, even the kitchen table.
Every dog has their favourite toy, and the greatest one just happens to be your favourite pair of shoes. They always manage to hide them, and when you’re not around, they take this opportunity to hide it somewhere no one can help you find it.
If it’s gone, it’s gone.
Oh you know, the obvious.
Humans who thought they’re the only one feeling the heat, you were wrong.
Because they want to stay fit. Like you.
Because knowledge is everything!
Just so you can give them a treat when you’re home again.
Because we all know who’s better.
So that office work doesn’t stress you anymore.
And they’ll even make you a sandwich for when you’re back home!
And when you’re home, they’re the happiest to see you.
